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Riley Versus Jason In The Battle of Gracious Living

by Roman Candles

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1.
well dad was losing patience in the Monday morning traffic while the kids were getting restless in the backseat while the drivers start to panic. you drop your kids off at the school yard kicking pebbles with their sneakers getting stoned behind the bleachers fucking peers and teasing teachers. and I'm just waiting for the weekend. Well you finally get to work and you start to settle in and you realize all the coffee's gone and well oh well oh well here we go again. and your boss is such a dick and your kids are spoiled brats and your wife is just busy to appreciate what you both have, and i'm just waiting for the weekend. yeah i'm just waiting for vacation
2.
Yorba Linda 01:49
twenty-square miles, sixty-seven thousand people, annual household income average one hundred twenty thousand dollars, you're the richest group of shit heads that this country has to offer. and we've got over forty churches, kneel, sit, pray, believe and worship, as the rich get richer, they deport all of the sinners, well I wonder what they think they'll eat when they can't harvest their own dinners. we'll i'm gonna eat.
3.
the latter day saints called baby sister a dyke, she's never been with a girl she just knows right from right. and I don't take orders from the prophets because I'm a human being with conscience. They send all of their kiddies to go from door to door they gotta save our souls because heaven needs some more, but you can keep all that hatred to yourselves, baby sister saves the queers that you condemn to hell. but if we die in Deseret, well then I hope it's not in vain.
4.
the next time Yorba Linda births a president oh I hope to god that it's a democrat, and the next time California births a president I hope to god that it's an anarchist, and I hope that she's black and I hope that she's gay and I hope that she fucks prop 8 in the face, and I hope that she opens the borders and I hope that she practices gun control, and I believe in public education I just wish that I had a fucking solution for San Diego, and Santa Barbara, Santa Cruz and Yerba Buena, Berkeley, Arcata, and Los Angeles, Sacramento, everything between "because somewhere on the golden coast is all I've ever known. California will burn a whole in your heart. if you were only dumb enough to leave."
5.
we were raised in gracious living, me. and my friends and richard milhous nixon. suburban punx they take to the streets because they need to rebel and they need to be free, but when there's nothing to do there's really nothing to do, and so they just get high and they sit in their rooms, and all my friends they all quit skating because growing up it means getting lazy, so when there's nothing to do there's really nothing to do, so they still get high and they still sit in their rooms, nothings constant but nothing changes and all my friends are still the same kids
6.
Mansion 00:56
we got drunk in a mansion in some tract house they were building it used to be a pretty orchard we would play in when we were children, but they're recruiting all the elephants to move into the brand new houses, and though it doesn't take much to scare an elephant except a mouse with a little bit of courage and so I'm asking you to challenge everything
7.
I got your letter in the mail and it fucked me up. I got your letter in the mail, and now when we talk on the phone the conversations never last real long and when you say goodbye you don't say I love you, and the last time that I came to visit we didn't sneak we didn't sneak any kisses. I got your letter in the mail and it fucked me up. I got your letter in the mail. It's kind of funny how you fall out of love, how it happens real slowly over months and months, and every time I think it's passed you come back in flashes for just a few seconds. I got your letter in the mail and it fucked me up. I got your letter in the mail. I got your letter in the mail and it fucked me up because you came back in flashes for just a few seconds.
8.
the time was off, it was just bad timing, and all of the phone calls that i've been ignoring i'm just not ready to listen to you say that you're sorry. the timing was off it was just bad timing and all of the phone calls that i've been ignoring i don't feel like going out tonight. i'm gonna cuddle up on the couch and watch my girl by myself and cry my eyes out. the timing was off it was just bad timing and all of the phone calls that i've been ignoring i'm already forgetting the way that your hair smells but yesterday at the mall I swear i smelt that smell on somebody else. i left immediately, i drove all the way home, i crawled into bed. fell asleep and i woke up feeling all alone. the timing was off, it was just bad timing and all of the phone calls that i've been ignoring i'm just not ready to hear you say that you're sorry
9.
i deleted all my social networks maybe i'm socially inept or i'm just sick of this teenage crush getting fucked into falling love. i have a five year plan it's going nowhere fast. twenty-three feels more like nineteen like some graduated high school virgin. i'm choking on my tongue from spewing out these words they never make me feel any better. i have a five year plan it's going nowhere fast, but long distance, long distance shouldn't no shouldn't exist for the digital, digital kids. i have a five year plan it's going nowhere fast
10.
well my love was on the run. i am running out of chase. i need a change of of pace. i'm just trying to keep my head on straight, and i've been thinking all about Boston, but the winters there are freezing, and i don't know how much longer i can keep on dreaming, but i hope you didn't think that i was serious. it's been a couple years and i'm still curious, but i hope you didn't think that i was serious. well my love was on the run. I am running out of steam. i should probably just fall asleep.
11.
it's just a media blitz from some teenage kids. you started out with some fight, but you gave up quick. you said joining's not for me. I think i'd rather sleep. It's just a media blitz from some teenage kids, you started out with some fight but you lost interest. you said high school crushed my soul, well i just think you're stoned because you live in your cellular telephone camera. you're picture perfect please don't forget it. it's just Riley versus Jason in the battle of gracious living. it's always Riley versus Jason in the battle of gracious living
12.
i haven't cried real much since high school, but i cried three times this week. it's never rained so much in May before. it's never been so hard to sleep, but when the sun comes out it shines, and i crumble at the knees. well i could cuddle on your couch forever if i didn't have to leave, but up on cupcake mountain is where i want to be.
13.
dusty rhodes and the river band cover from their album anthology volume 1
14.
oh one hundred miles from the Mexican border you'll find salvation where the weather is warmer. you'll behind your gracious living, that mega church where you repent for your sinning, as the orange curtain pulls away and you're left standing center stage alone in the dark the spotlight shines, it burns your eyes it blinds, it blinds, but what do you know, yeah who could it be, the audience is just you and me, and the faith that you hold tightly to is nothing more than an excuse t o demonstrate your ignorance of all the things you've clearly missed. the books that quite frankly skipped well haven't been an accident, but they reaffirm the things you know and mostly all the things you don't, so let's sum up your worldview now, please help me try to figure out the question Mr. Anderson does god support your politics? does supporting Arizona's cause help you sleep at night or not? well i hope it does because i'm ashamed to live where you live either way we're not the same just so you know i hope you choke on all your votes.

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released July 7, 2013

Christopher Gyorgyovich: guitar and vocals
Christopher Torres: electric guitar (tracks 2 and 3)

Recorded and Mixed January 19, 2013
and February 3, 2013
by Madison Woodward in his bedroom

Mastered by Patrick Haight at Spot On Sound
Mastered to vinyl by Dave Eck at Lucky Lacquers

Cover Art by Michael Ryan Reinhart May 2013

Released by Plan-it-X Records on vinyl
Released by Avocado Records on tape

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